I read this last night instead of studying.
FREAKING CRAZY, RIGHT?!
This is exactly why no one likes clowns because serial killers dress up as them and then sodomize little boys who whimper "I just wanted a balloon animal" and then the murderous Pogo the Clown, fucking creepy name too, is like "Oh, I'll show you a balloon animal." And the kid thinks he's actually going to get one, but no it's actually DEATH.
That was morbid.
But that's my life right now. Finals are like being sodomized and killed by a clown when all you wanted was a balloon animal.
And I even prefer balloon hats.