Compliment 1: Jo, you are amazing.
Compliment 2: Jo, you are the best dodgeball player ever.
Compliment 3: Jo, you are so good at dodgeball and I am way more in awe of your skills than I am in awe of Potter.
Compliment 4: Jo, you are so good at baking pies, it's like you have a special talent to make fruits come back from the dead to be super delicious.
Compliment 5: Jo, I like that your sweater fits you.
Compliment 6: Jo, you inspire me to be who I am, whoever that is, by being yourself no matter what others think.
Compliment 7: Jo, you are beautiful in every single way.
Compliment 8: Jo, you make me smile.
Compliment 9: Jo, you make me happy.
Compliment 10: Jo, you are a visionary.
Compliment 11: Jo, if Super Smash was an Olympic sport, you would be a gold medalist.
Compliment 12: Jo, actually, if anything was an Olympic sport, you would be a gold medalist.
Compliment 13: Jo, 13 is my favorite number and you are my favorite too.
Compliment 14: Jo, you look good everyday, but when you get all dressed up, you make my heart aflutter.
Compliment 15: Jo, you are a classy lady, unlike Celine Dion and her 35 years older husband.
Compliment 16: Jo, you deserve a man who far exceeds your expectations because you will far succeed his.
Compliment 17: Jo, you are like the sun, warm, bright, and light, making the Earth a perfect place for human habitation.
Compliment 18: Jo, you are like the moon, lighting up the darkness and giving me hope for the next day, but when you are like a new moon, gone from my existence, my world is dark and cold and lonely.
Compliment 19: Jo, you make me proud to be your friend.
Compliment 20: Jo, I love you just as you are.
Compliment 21: Jo, you are like the dark chocolate cake in our fridge- strong, tall, and black; with an outrageous amount of flowery beauty on the outside; filled with delicious, surprising layers on the inside; and everyone wants a piece of you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOANNE WHO! BOMB! ASDF!